wedding card design

today i told suds that we should make gif images of him humping me.

then we will make them into those images with a 3D effect that changes its appearance from the different angles of looking at it, and send them out to friends as wedding invites should we get married one day.

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suds likes to dry hump me whenever he could, always catching me unaware when i'm doing work at the computer, or picking up things from the floor, or brushing my teeth }

it kinda makes sense too.

i mean, isn't the whole point of marriage being able to hump each other happily without people being disgusted???