series of events

this post is a verbal diarrhoea.

ok 25th was chloe's birthday! i am very proud of my little niece. i think she's very adorable...she makes things in the world seem adorable. even the most nasty things.

such as, cockroaches. in her vocabulary, cockroaches are called: "tush-tush"
you can actually hear the resemblance when an bahasa-speaking maid shrieks cockroach at 8m away.

that day wasn't the best of days for me. i think somebody wasn't happy that i didn't celebrate much of her birthday with her. i went to recruit express to sign the contract for the job that was supposed to start the next day, and then went to eat nasi lemak (first meal of day at 5pm hurray)

so i slept early after eating the birthday cake and all....

then i woke up in the middle of the night, feeling something stuck in my throat and a very bad feeling in my guts. i waited for it to go down.

then suddenly the intestines seem to untangle itself and i lurched for the toilet. it was world war III in my toilet bowl...plat plat plat boomz! just in the midst of it, as i thought it was all going to be okay after awhile seeing that i had only runs whenever i ate something bad, i realized with alarm there was this fatal kind of burp coming up from me. and lo and behold, like fireworks cannon firing super soaker watergun, there was projectile vomit that came out of me.

i was BOTH vomiting and having my diarrhoea at the same time. double kill!in me!

the vomit was really Bad. i didn't know i could contain so much food and liquid inside me. it even came out from my nose. can you imagine the half-asleep me being put through so much torture...expulsion of vile liquids.... i thought shit i was going to choke and die on birthday cake at some point when i was vomitting for the second time.

so this is how i had my most expensive plate of nasi lemak ever at $135. $120 for 2 days unpaid leave and $15 for medicine. and worrying how good a first impression i must have left on my employer.

good game.

sigh.