j a n e t

one upon a time
there was a
lady who lives in a shoe
who has a thousand hamsters
and she dont know what to do

she calls her friend for help
but got a missed call
and no reply thereafter

so the poor lady
she didnt know what to do
she decides to feed them all taogeys
till the hamsters all had rashes
and die

and poor old lady,
rude and self-centered
was all alone again.

then came a young elephant-boy
riding on a roll-royce
he said what do you want
and she replied
topshop vouchers
he shrieked and screeched
turned into a toad
(her words were by accident, the curse)
,in search of others who
could appreciate his rolls-royce,
hopped away

then the old lady
sat on a wall
had a great fall
all the king horses and all the kings men
tried to help her
but with the hardened heart of hers
she cannot get up again.