j a n e t

God is really really cute.
i said i was dying to go soup spoon, and i ended up eating it TWICE today.

let's see....
i am dying to get High Distinctions and to be teacher's pet. wahlao i also want to have testimonials written for me if i ever want one.
i am dying to stike lottery.

doing interviews are really not as easy as i thought. coz the writing part is ZZZZ! should have asked questions that linked so that i would not have a hard time trying to make the transition from one question to the other smooth.

also! i must improve my super limited vocab!!!! dont want to embarrass/ humiliate myself when reading my product in class Again!!!!

read in class and i sound like a balloon that leaks air!!!!!!
fwalaofleh. super nervous and the teacher asked: "are u nervous?", like, do u ask a person choking on fishball "are you alrite?"
OF COURSE I NERVOUS LA! whole class of poeple i dont know well and i was reading the interview of carlo, which i dont know how he and his friends might react to it. you think i public speak everyday meh?! in secondary school and jc i never public speak and it feels weird having to get used to it now.

ah!! zzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway i just saw some Yo Mama videos coz someone in class talked about it earlier. Yo Mama is like knock-knock jokes with many variations but it is reminiscent of the part in the White Chicks movie where they insulted each other's mother.

found some funny ones!!!haha so must post:
Yo mama so fat that she jumped on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the car, mercedes-benz.
*bents, geddit??
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts