sweetness!

Today jaryl super cynical huh! I talked about karen jie’s comments that a good blog is controversial and how this is how I intend my blog to be then he started to make fun.
SWEET ROCKER CHICK is NOT mission impossible ok. Is it that controversial to be sweet and a rocker chick too huh? Well, I shall be the first. Anyway, despite joleen saying that being sweet is a ‘natural thing’, I AM gona believe that it has to be cultivated. All good things have a start. And this is going to be IT.

15 STEPS IN BECOMING SWEET
1. eat more sweets.
2. walk small steps. Note: learn from geisha
3. blink at 5Hz when communicating to people
4. eat in small mouthfuls.
5. talk at 50 decibels. The better if no one can ever hear u.
6. try to do more goodwill. Note: not to scare pigeons
7. faint every now and then
8. pretend u can’t hold a TYS
9. giggle. Never go LOL.
10. dump all dark-coloured things. Go pastel and flowery!
11. get cutesy stuff. Note: find out where’s the nearest sanrio shop. Hey!does pokemon count? I quite like ditto, jigglypuff and clefairy leh.
12. maintain eye contact for not more than 6 sec. afterwhich look away shyly and force a blush.
13. smile all the time. note: never to show teeth.
14. when somebody wants to do u a favour, reject 3 times, afterwhich agree.
I.e. “I going drinks stall. What u want?”
“don’t want. Hehe. Thankyew!!”
“what drink u want lah!”
“I can get for myself. Thanks! Hehe!”
“c’mon lah. U look like u dying of thirst liao”
“well, you say want ah. I want teh ping, extra sweet kaes?
Hehehe!”
15. shave legs. And maybe armpit hair. OH MANs..

Wah seh. Not bad huh! With this foolproof plan, I’m so gona b sweet in no time. just u watch out jaryl ong!